Beware! Here's where the next porn video will come from

Delhi has done it again. We've just received news that clips of people making out in the Delhi Metro have been captured by CCTV, and have found their way to porn sites everywhere. A lot of people are wondering who could have made these videos available, but we aren't doing that.

We're looking forward. As our privacy erodes day by day, no one knows where the next porn video might come from; we must always be vigilant. Here are a few places you should check for hidden cameras, before getting hot and heavy:

1. College libraries: College libraries are places for hormonal young adults to get intimate, and they also perform a secondary function of storing books. If we're not careful, we might see the next version of Naughty Teacher right here in India.

2. IPL after parties: The stories we have heard about IPL parties, and cricketers going back to their rooms with enough women to fill a Virar local, are not completely true. But if even 1% of those are true, there's enough material there to beat redtube black and blue.

3. Couple hangout spots: Even when it's not the 14th of February, public places where lovers congregate are NSFW. However, they are great fodder for aspiring porn directors; more PDA happens on Bandstand than in a Sunny Leone starrer.

4. Toilets in weddings: Big family weddings are places where people look their best. In a celebration of the eternal love of two people, what could be more fitting than to nip off to a toilet with that attractive person and celebrate your own love? Even so, being in front of the internet might deter the hardiest spirits.

5. Railway compartments: In the shadowy watches of the night, no one knows what happens in the upper berth; no one has rightly understood the meaning of the noises from various parts of the compartment. But we think someone armed with a UV camera will one day find out, and tell the world about his discovery.

6. Our online lives: Since video chats became convenient, there has been a constant stream of people sending each other videos of their private parts. The last thing we need is someone to snoop on those.

Where do you think the next big porn video is going to come from? Tell us in the Comments Section!